What you DON'T want to see on your lost luggage tracking screen...

Airline travel is weird. You buy a ticket, you trust in the Airline Gods (false gods, of course) to do something really simple--get your bag from A to B to C. If the airline randomly flew you to a different location, we'd get a little riled up. So I have a nice meeting today with the CEO of one of our largest vendors, and I'm going to look like a person who only has one set of clothes and traveled 1200 miles in them the day before.

I have no idea where my bag is, and strangely, neither do they.

Date Received:	No information available
Date Delivered:	No information available
Colour	BLACK
Type	DUFFEL / SPORT BAG