Saturday, December 13, 2008

Beware The Nog

So you grab a half-gallon of egg nog.  Usually, you grab the no-fat egg nog that uses seaweed or something to thicken it to fool your tongue that you're drinking something with fat in it.

But this time you grab the wrong kind.

I tell you, this was like drinking lard with nutmeg in it.  Good thing we have a teenager with the metabolism of a gerbil to dispose of it.

1/2 cup serving.  What a joke.  I think a dose of Nyquil is bigger than half a cup.  The bright side - you get 6% of your Vitamin A requirement.




Silbs said...

As a cardiologist, I would like to thank all the egg nog drinkers for a wonderful career :)

Capt'n O Dark 30 & Super Boo said...

the "Nog"...the layer of tissue so dear and close to my heart.