Friday, May 16, 2008

Porn!

I am in the unenviable position of not being able to view my own blog. Our spam/porn blocking software decided that something I posted was "recreational nudity."

Okay, I admit it. The snapping turtle was naked. Some of the trees on the riverbank could be seen as somewhat phallic. The frog was, of course, fully nude, and to quote the Old Testament, "and was not ashamed." Amphibian porn is insidious, I agree. It starts with a few tadpoles, pretty soon you have hundred-gallon tanks with three or four turtles, of course, fully nude.

Anyway, I tried to delete the post and see what would happen. Nothing. Canoelover is still tainted with a pornographic stain that will not be easily blotted out. I have written emails to the guys who administer this service. They do not respond.

Remember, these are the guys who blocked www.hornytoad.com. Again with the amphibians...

1 comment:

Steverino said...

Probably they confused you with the "canudists" that used to populate the waters of Wisconsin.

Oh wait, did my saying "canudist" freak out the filter people again?

Sorry. I wouldn't want to destroy your PG rating. Your blog is the only way I can keep a breast of things in Madison.

Wait! Is "abreast" one word or two? Sorry again!