I thought about a few good ones from the trip Ian and I took a few years ago. He's a foot taller and his voice an octave lower. Otherwise, same goofy kid.
Apparently there is only one rattlesnake at Agate Fossil Beds.
Until this, I never knew we had a national grassland. But it's really cool.
I lost the picture of the sign telling tourists not to ride the bison, and also the sign telling tourons (tourist-morons) not to step off the walkway on a geyser basin as they might fall through into the scalding water. Then I saw a dumb young woman step off the boardwalk to take a picture of the sign saying not to step off the boardwalk. It's pretty graphic.